Friday, June 22, 2007

Things to ponder part 2

I got this in an email from a coworker and I thought they were great. I pulled out the best ones. I hope ya'll have a great day.
  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • Give a person a fish & you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & they won't bother you for weeks.
  • Some people are like a Slinky..........not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. (This one was my favorite)
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
  • In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants & terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

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