Monday, December 08, 2008

Not Me! Monday

I hope y'all had a great weekend. Ours was fine...busy but fine. So today I am doing my first installation of Not Me! Monday. This is basically where I tell you about things that I would never, ever consider doing. Ever.

I did not let Jackson eat a bowl of shredded cheese for supper Friday night when he wouldn't eat the soup I fixed. Nope. Not me! In no way did I tell Jackson all day on Saturday that Santa was his friend so that he wouldn't be freaked out by Santa later. I have no idea where Jackson picked it up that Santa was his buddy. I wasn't silently thrilled that although we didn't get a smile when we were with Santa, we also didn't get any tears, and I certainly wasn't gloating to myself that not only did my little man walk up to Santa all by himself, he also gave him a high five when he was leaving. That most certainly didn't make me so happy I could have cried!
I absolutely NEVER use reverse psychology on Jackson to get him to do what I want him to do. I never, ever tell him that he better not pick up his toys, and then silently laugh to myself as he cleans up his own mess. He thinks he is such a little rebel! And I wouldn't dare trick Jackson into smiling for the camera or doing something so silly as showing me his adorable Buddha belly. I am so above that!And last but not least, I would never dream of taking Jackson's left over spaghetti from Olive Garden as part of my lunch today. What kind of mother would do that?

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3 random thoughts:

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

Great list! Cute little boy, my boy has the same one!

Anna said...

what a cutie! great not mes! love the bowl of cheese for dinner :)

Kellyn said...

you are the best mom ever!

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