Thursday, February 25, 2010

There's Nothing Worse Than A Polite Virus

I live in the heart of the deep south where we have plenty of people that you just know are from the country. Yankees People from the north refer to them as Rednecks. When you live in the south you usually refer to them as family.

Anyways, y'all, I ran into some coouunnntrrryyy people yesterday when I was picking Jackson up from school. I had Jackson in tow and we were heading back to the car when I overheard the following conversation:

Lady One (with a Southern drawl as thick as molasses): "Girl, where you been? I haven't seen you in forevah!"
Lady Two (with a drawl even thicker than Lady One): "Shoot, we've had that swine flu virus up in our house. It was the worst thing evah!"
Lady One: "Girl, that's nothing. You just better pray that you don't get that RSVP virus that's going around. It'll make you wish you was dead from what I hear!"

Y'all I'm crossing my fingers that Wade's World won't be infected with a virus that causes us to reply back to people that we either will or won't be in attendance at an event. That would be just terrible! But in all reality, I don't think we should be too afraid; We all know in this day and age RSVP's most certainly aren't contagious, no matter what people say!

2 random thoughts:

Ethan, Zach, and Emma's Mom said...

LOL. That is HILARIOUS. Love it!

Heather said...

That's so funny!

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