Monday, March 22, 2010

My New Truth

Jackson has apparently gotten it into his mind that if repeats something enough times, and says it loudly enough, that it becomes the truth. Case in point; Jackson thinks he’s five years old right now. He tried convincing his Sunday school teacher, Mrs. Kara, that he’s five. Kara, who happens to be a friend of ours, said “Jackson, your birthday is in August and you are going to be four years old and then after that you will be five.

Jackson’s reply: “No, I’m already five years old.”

And let the record show, that Jackson really does think that he’s five years old right now. It wasn’t just a fluke conversation. He really does think he spoke his truth into reality.

I wish that I had Jackson’s talent for just speaking something into reality. If this were the case you would see me with a bull horn saying things like:

“I'm a size six!” or “No, I don’t need to change my weight on my driver’s license; I’m 130 pounds!” or "We have 1 million dollars in the bank" or “You must have heard wrong; Barack Obama wasn’t elected President!”

And apparently our representatives spoke some of their own delusional truth into reality as of last night with their passage of their catastrophic health care bill. Truths like, “Americans wanted this health care ‘reform’ to pass” and “We promise that this bill won’t pay for government funded abortions” and “Health care is a constitutional right!”

With the exception of the night King Obama was elected, I have never wanted to throw my remote control through my TV as much as I did last night. I was literally enraged last night.

And may I ask what’s up with Pelosi’s civil rights style entrance?

She only carried that big gavel with her to beat the crap out of the Constitution, and perhaps anybody who was thinking of swinging their vote.

So I’m mad. No, I take that back. I’m furious. This is a shameless government takeover of a private industry that will do nothing more than create more cradle to the grave care that will be expected from here on out with no expectation of having to work for what you get in life. I’m sick and tired of the government doing whatever the heck they want to do with no consequences for their behavior.

And so now, I’m taking a page out of Jackson’s book and declaring my own truth: Come November, you Democrats better be watching out, cause you’ve awoken a sleeping giant with the conservatives in America, and we’re not going to take it anymore! Start packing, cause you’re heading home!

And since I’ve spoken my truth, it’s destined to become reality since it works like that for everyone else.

And if you'll kindly excuse me; I need to go throw up on Nancy Pelosi's lavender shoes.

2 random thoughts:

Kay said...

I love it! I totally agree. I could not, for the life of me, figure out why she needed to prance around OUTSIDE, holding that stupid 'hammer' of hers. What an ego. They ALL make my skin crawl. *shudder* I will be glad to do some votin' when the time comes, but I always wonder if the damage has already been done. Sick sick sick... give me that shoe of hers!

Ethan, Zach, and Emma's Mom said...

Amen. That's all I have to say. Amen.

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