This is just a recap of some of the his sayings lately, a record for posterity, and also for me to file away in my memory and use against him one day!
"I would love to know what dog dropped that bomb in our front yard."
"I've decided that girlfriends are way too much trouble. I'm just going to wait for a wife."
"There is NO way that I'm ever kissing a girl. That is so gross!"
"I'm totally going to play T-ball in the Olympics one day!"
"Someone needs to teach Anderson not to poop in his diaper. That smells terrible. Also, he doesn't need to throw his food off of his highchair anymore. It's not polite."
"My friend at school, _______, has been saying not nice things to me at school. He's calling me things like poopy head, and other stuff that isn't appropriate for my ears."
"I'm just about ready for school to start, and I'm completely ready to ride the school bus." (I hate to break it to him, but the school bus is not happening!)
"Someone, not me, but someone, destroyed my bedroom. I think it was Anderson."And my personal favorite, "You're the best Mama ever in the whole wide world, and I love you to the moon and back! I love you more than rutabegas!"