Jackson walked into the bathroom the other morning as I was doing my makeup and shoved a huge nighttime pull-up into my hands.
Jackson: "Here's your diaper."
Me: "What do you mean, 'my diaper?'"
Jackson: "Well, it had your name on it. That makes it your diaper."
Me: "Where did it come from?"
Jackson: "I found it in an envelope with your name on it."
Me: "That's called a free sample. And by the way, I had it sent for you before you were potty trained."
Jackson: "That is so embarrassing."
At least I cleared it up for my kid that I don't need diapers!