Kids Have Eaten My Brain Cells

In the past few days I have:

• Driven 5 miles with my windshield wipers on.  It wasn't raining.


• Stood in the elevator for over a minute wondering when I was going to get to my floor. Did you know it helps if you push the button for which floor you want.


• Sat at my desk for 20 minutes with headphones in. With no music playing.


• Driven for 10 minutes down the interstate with my blinker on. Yup...I was "that" person.  

I'm either majorly distracted, exhausted or my kids have eaten my brain cells. I vote for the latter.