Oh TLC, How I Love Thee

Let me count the ways...

I'm totally hooked on TLC. Ask Jeremy. He'll tell you that I'm constantly watching something on TLC. If you ask me, it's mostly because I'm all about the learning. It is The Learning Channel after all! TLC is one of the main reasons that I couldn't ever get rid of our cable. Well, TLC, the Food Channel, Fox News and E! Anyways, from what I've observed lately about my beloved TLC is that I don't stand a chance of ever actually being on a TLC show. This is mostly because none of their shows could actually be applied to my life. For example...

I'm not in the market for a $10,000 wedding dress that might be featured on "Say Yes To The Dress" as beautiful as they might be...

I really don't need a cake made by "The Cake Boss" and I'm a tad bit creeped out by how many hands touch the cakes that they make... I don't need a "Table For 12"...

And although I love and admire the Duggar family, I would just die if I had "19 Kids and Counting"...

I'm not vertically challenged as is the case with "The Little Couple"...

And I'm not part of a vertically challenged couple trying to raise an average sized baby as in "Our Little Life"...

And I'm definitely not part of a vertically challenged couple raising 4 kids as found in "Little People...Big World"...

I'm not in the market for an "American Chopper"...

I don't have a daughter to enter into "Toddlers and Tiaras"pageant, and even if I did I wouldn't even consider it...

I don't have any "L.A. Ink" tattoos, and as a matter of fact, I'm not even tattooed at all. Yet...

And you know what? I'm okay with never having a flying chance at ever being on one of those TLC shows, as long as I never have a reason to be featured on..
Because I'm most definitely NOT pregnant. At least I don't think I am...

So until TLC decides to create a show to feature a couple that includes a blogging Mommy married to a Funeral Director Daddy that vote conservatively and are active in their Southern Baptist church, loving God and living life in the wonderful south with their son and dog and lead relatively boring and happy lives, I guess I'm out of luck!

It's really quite a shame. I think we could get good ratings, especially if Jeremy and Jackson are on board!