Remember How I Told You That I Had Something Funny To Show You?

Right before Jackson came down with his stomach bug I told you that I had something funny to show you.

Remember?

Well, the other day I was at Wal-Mart and I spotted a guy that I just had to take a picture of.

Well, make that 3 pictures.

It all started back in the dairy section. I was minding my own business, searching for the perfect cinnamon rolls when out of the corner of my eye I saw him walk by.

Picture this…a grown man. Big pot belly. Bald head.

Nothing remarkable about that, right?

To get to the remarkable stuff, just close your eyes and picture the rest of him: Solid black hoodie, solid black Nike shoes, no socks, and to top it all off….solid black skin tight leggings.

Yes, you read that right. I found a grown man at Wal-Mart wearing leggings. It was a moment like no other in my life. The thing that made it even better was the fact that his hoodie had a University of Alabama logo on it! I’m just glad he wasn’t an Auburn fan, otherwise I never would have mentioned it!

Do you need proof? I’ve got it. Please pardon the blurry pictures. I was doing my best at not being spotted.

I can’t even stress to you at exactly how tight these pants were on him. It was like he was poured into the pants.

And y’all, I can think of a few reasons why men should not wear skin tight leggings. I’m just saying…