I've Taught Him Well

Jackson: "Mama, do you know what I want to be when I grow up?"
Me: "Hmmmm...not sure. What do you want to be?"
Jackson: "You have to guess. It starts with an 'R'."
Me: (mind going blank) "I have no clue!"
Jackson: "A Republican!"

Now I just have to teach him the word "Conservative" and he'll be all set!