Wednesday, April 15, 2009

In the Interest of Full Disclosure

I have a totally hypothetical story to share today....

Let's just pretend that there is a girl and a boy who live in a house. For this story only we'll call the girl Jamie and the boy Jerry.

And let's just say that Jamie was running a tad bit behind for work and Jerry was busy strapping their hypothetical 2 year old son into his car seat in Jerry's car.

And Jamie was in a bit of a hurry trying to pull out of the driveway....

And Jamie may or may not have hit their trashcan so hard with her hypothetical minivan that it almost tipped over and spilled stinky garbage everywhere.

Jamie's thinking that Jerry really shouldn't of parked that trashcan behind Jamie's minivan....

Jerry's thinking that Jamie really should be able to back up a minivan in a straight line....

And now Jamie's wondering how much flack she's going to catch about "women drivers" the next time Jerry's riding shotgun in her hypothetical minivan, and Jerry's wondering why they purchased a minivan without an "oh crap" handle in the front seat.

And even though Jamie obviously had driving issues this morning, they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

3 random thoughts:

The Sapersteins said...

haha. i ran over my neighbors bike monday if it makes you..oops (Jamie) feel any better.

Mom said...

What did the hypothetical 2-year-old say? Jamie crashed????

Kellyn said...

I hit a patient's neighbors trash can the other day and knocked it over..whoops! I did get out and put it back though and then quickly left the scene! And, for the record, it was too far in the road and unavoidable at the time...

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